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Semper Fi, “Excellent trade, sir!”

Friday, August 27th, 2010

Semper Fi

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: “Nice pigs, sir!”
The President replies “These are not pigs; these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Excellent trade, sir!”

Great day at Arlington Park this Saturday.

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Get ready for Million Day on July 17.

Article from the Daily Racing Form:
Million Preview Day: Go for the Green

The heart of the summer season is upon us and at Arlington Park that can mean only one thing – focus shifts to Arlington’s world famous turf course for two major event days that every racing fan will want to make on his or her calendar.

This Saturday, July 17, Arlington Park will present its annual Million Preview Day card that will showcase local and national hopefuls as they prep for the Arlington Million and International Festival of Racing just five weeks later. Arlington will present an expanded card each day and each day will start at a special early post time of 12:15 P.M. (CDT).

In addition to all three stakes offering six-figure purses as well as graded stakes black type to its winners, the $150,000 Arlington Handicap (G3), the $150,000 Modesty Handicap (G3) and the $200,000 American Derby (G2) offer its top three finishers something more.

The entry and starting fees for the Arlington Million will be waved for any horse that finishes 1st, 2nd or 3rd in the Arlington Handicap. Similarly, entry and starting fees for the Beverly D. will be waved for any horse that finishes 1st, 2nd or 3rd in the Modesty Handicap while the entry and starting fees for the Secretariat Stakes will be waived for any horse that finishes 1st, 2nd or 3rd in the American Derby.

The 2009 edition of Million Preview Day had a large impact on the results of the 2009 International Festival of Racing. Arlington Handicap hero Just as Well finished second to eventual multiple Eclipse-Award winner Gio Ponti in Million XXVII and appears to be headed back to Arlington for repeat bid in the local Handicap.

Dynaforce, who ran third in the ’09 Modesty ‘Cap, improved upon that effort and captured the Beverly D. just a month later while Modesty victress Pure Clan ended up third in the Beverly D.

In 2008, Modesty winner Communique reported home second in the Beverly D. while ’08 American Derby champ Tizdejavu ran third in that season’s Secretariat.

All eyes will be on Arlington for Million Preview Day on July 17 and astute handicappers will want to pay attention to what happens this Saturday as it will likely be a factor next month.

Good luck and good handicapping!

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint.

Friday, June 25th, 2010


A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,’Hey Koala! What are you doing?’

The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint, come up and have some.’

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was ‘dry’ and that he was going to get a drink from the river.


The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, ‘What’s the matter with you?’

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

‘Hey you!’

So the koala looked down at him and said,


‘Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude…
How much water did you drink!?’

YOUR votes paying off to help ill children.

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

Americas Independent Movement http://www.refresheverything.com/givekidstheworld….Please vote today.. You can vote everyday until the 30th. Give Kids The World is a non-profit organization that exists only to fulfill the wishes of all children with life-threatening illnesses and their families from around the world to experience a memorable, joyfu…l, cost-free visit to the Central Florida attractions, and to enjoy the magic of Give Kids The World Village for as long as there is a need. 100,000 children have had their dream come true at Give Kids The World. No child in need has ever been turned away – and no child ever will. Give Kids The World is a place where families find joy, laughter, serenity, and a lifetime of memories. Through the tireless support of our volunteers, employees and generous partners, we dedicate each and every day to these special families.
About Give Kids The WorldThe story of Give Kids The World began with a child’s Wish. She had leukemia and wanted to visit Orlando with her family. She died before her trip was arranged. Her unfulfilled Wish inspired the start of Give Kids The World so that all children with a life-threatening illness receive a last Wish.
http://www.refresheverything.com/givekidstheworld

What has happened to Australia? This is great.

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Complaints and Bans
Despite the Hyundai Restless ad’s popularity in NZ, there were concerns expressed about the role modelling being shown in the ad. New Zealand’s Advertising Standards Complaints Board considered 71 complaints relating to the ad’s portrayal of underage driving. The Board dismissed the complaints in September 2006, allowing that the commercial was clearly in the fantasy genre and was not shown during children’s programmes.

Australia’s Advertising Standards Board was not as forgiving however, announcing on February 22 the decision to ban the Hyundai TV ad from Australian screens. The Board had determined that the advertisement, which has so far attracted more than 80 complaints from members of the public, depicted a driving practice that was in breach of the law, said Advertising Standards Bureau Chief Executive Officer, Mark Jeanes.

“The Board certainly acknowledged that the notion of a toddler driving a car was unrealistic and fanciful, but under the Advertising for Motor Vehicles Voluntary Code of Practice, fantasy cannot be used when it contradicts, circumvents or undermines the Code,” Mr Jeanes said.

“Many of the complaints were from parents concerned that the advertisement would encourage copy-cat behaviour in young children and might lead to accidents,” he said.

The Board also held that the wearing seatbelts, instead of approved child restraints, was a matter of safety and a depiction which should not be encouraged.

The advertisement has been removed from air in Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Jfma9F7Mg

Is Ed Schultz the only one left without a brain at MSNBC?

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Ed Schultz: Obama Should Act Like A “Dictator” In Oval Office Address. Ed where have you been hiding. Please speak up more as we all need more laughs.

Give Kids The WorldThe story of Give Kids, please vote.

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

About Give Kids The WorldThe story of Give Kids The World began with a child’s Wish. She had leukemia and wanted to visit Orlando with her family. She died before her trip was arranged. Her unfulfilled Wish inspired the start of Give Kids The World so that all children with a life-threatening illness receive a last Wish.

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VOTE FOR THE KIDS & let pepsi help.

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010

About Give Kids The WorldThe story of Give Kids The World began with a child’s Wish. She had leukemia and wanted to visit Orlando with her family. She died before her trip was arranged. Her unfulfilled Wish inspired the start of Give Kids The World so that all children with a life-threatening illness receive a last Wish.
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Helen Thomas Tells Jews — ‘Get the Hell Out of Palestine’ and Go Back to Germany & Poland.

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

It is sad to see news people still going to ask a senile reporter questions she is totally unfit to respond to. We must say it is time for the very old and out of touch former reporter Helen Thomas to be retired and ignored from this time forward.
http://www.breitbart.tv/helen-thomas-tells-jews-get-the-hell-out-of-palestine-and-go-back-to-germany-poland www.breitbart.tv/helen-thomas-tells-jews-get-the-hell-out-of-palestine-and-go-back-to-germany-poland“>

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Thursday, June 3rd, 2010

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