GREAT NEWS for ALL football fans.
Just released from the OBAMA regime:
We have created a new football team to increase competition this year. The new “Washington Elitist” will be formed by taking money from all successful team organizations and using it to buy the best players from the other teams. In order to insure fair and equal competition we will have a new Official Officials organization to referee all games. This group of officials will be formed directly under and report to the “Washington Elitist” front office so we can be sure everything is controlled for the benefit of the league. We may need to continue to take any income from the successful teams to make sure these officials are paid a sufficient amount to go along with the complete benefits package as time goes on.
The “Washington Elitist” look forward to many years of great competition and thanks to the league allowing our team to have the 1st draft pick from all future drafts to insure fairness and competition as we move forward together.
Lets have a great year and may the best team win!!!